Saw this on campus yesterday

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
02/26/2015 at 19:22 • Filed to: Maserati

The most exotic car on campus at the time. I don't think its student-owned, but it's from Jersey....

I'm not particularly a fan of Maserati(catfish mouth), it's alright I guess, but that color is nice.

DISCUSSION (46)

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:30

this model looks so meh to me

the Gran Turismo is sexy though

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
02/26/2015 at 19:34

I don't even know which one this is.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:36

I think this is the Dodge one

They slapped a turbo charged Maserati motor in the Dodge chassis and charged more for it. Reviews of the car are terrible.

Or maybe this is not that one. I can't tell. I don't study the look of their sedans that closely.

Oneofsevenbillion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:37

be jealous of one of my neighbours. Learner plates on a Gallardo LP560-4.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:38

wow... I thought that was a Chrysler 200 which confused the hell out of me

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
02/26/2015 at 19:38

The Doge one?? When did Doge and Maser get together?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Oneofsevenbillion
02/26/2015 at 19:39

Umm, okay? And?

Oneofsevenbillion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:40

what car did you learn to drive in?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:40

I've been in a Ghibli, and it's way better than the magazines give it credit for. I'd take it over a 5-series or an A6.

Milky > Manuél Ferrari
02/26/2015 at 19:41

Uggh, one guy made a post saying that and is incredibly wrong.

The next gen charger / 300 (2018) are going to be on that car's chassis.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:42

I believe it's a Ghibli or Quattroporte

Milky > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:44

Since its on Jersey plates I'd guess press car.

Kinja'd!!!

I lived in the same building as two journalists for a couple years and all of the Euro-luxury cars had Jersey plates on them. Probably something to do with corporate headquarters and taxes.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Oneofsevenbillion
02/26/2015 at 19:44

A Porsche 911 and Saturn Astra? What are you getting at?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
02/26/2015 at 19:45

Is it really truly that good? If that's so, why does no one ever talk about them?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Milky
02/26/2015 at 19:46

Hmm, I wonder what kinda press it could have been?

Manuél Ferrari > Milky
02/26/2015 at 19:47

haha the misinformation got me

Oneofsevenbillion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:48

Neither of them are quite Lamborghini Gallardo.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Oneofsevenbillion
02/26/2015 at 19:50

I'm not sure what your point is. If it's a pre-facelift Gallardo, it's dull and ugly as hell. I couldn't be bothered with one.

Oneofsevenbillion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:51

OH MY GOD. This kid is learning how to drive in an LP560-4. You didn't. Who does? This kid.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:52

Because it has Maserati character. The switchgear is dodge, which I have no problem with because it's good switchgear, and it goes like stink.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Oneofsevenbillion
02/26/2015 at 19:55

Do you want me to be jealous? Because I'm really not. It's just a Gallardo FFS. Not really impressed at all with that. Poor mans Lambo, wow. Maybe if it was a Balboni edition, but it's a regular Gallardo is it not? Nice try I suppose? I know what you're trying to do, and I couldn't care less honestly.

Milky > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
02/26/2015 at 19:57

Agreed. Some window switches and uconnect (one of the better systems in the game) isn't that bad imo and you get maser looks/sounds/speed.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
02/26/2015 at 19:57

What is switchgear?

Oneofsevenbillion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:57

"It's just a Gallardo". How insensitive. Do you know that there are children in Africa who don't even know how to drive?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Oneofsevenbillion
02/26/2015 at 19:58

Oh do go on, seeing as you've got nothing better to do.

Milky > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:59

Ehh any? Lol. Autoblog and autoweek had their go last winter but there a lot of publications … and press cars need someone to do press on them!

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:59

I dunno. I searched Google for a picture of Doge in a Maser and couldn't find one. So it can't be true.

Oneofsevenbillion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 19:59

I really don't.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Oneofsevenbillion
02/26/2015 at 20:01

Well, go on then, "enlighten" me.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
02/26/2015 at 20:01

Try again

Oneofsevenbillion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 20:03

I think you should contemplate truth and beauty. By doing so you will fulfil your telos, and tend towards Good.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Milky
02/26/2015 at 20:05

Press in those seats!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Oneofsevenbillion
02/26/2015 at 20:06

I don't follow..

Oneofsevenbillion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 20:06

hylemorphic dualism.

Oneofsevenbillion > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 20:07

Your final cause. Your telos.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Oneofsevenbillion
02/26/2015 at 20:10

What does that even mean?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Oneofsevenbillion
02/26/2015 at 20:10

Explain perhaps?

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 20:12

I did

This is all I could find when using doge and maserati keyword combinations:

Kinja'd!!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
02/26/2015 at 20:16

Wow.......I tried, but it can't be done, I tried myself.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 20:20

It would take some K Roll custom editing :D

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/26/2015 at 21:57

Kinja'd!!!

Unlike a lot of people, I love the Ghibli quite a lot. However, I will say this much: I was behind one in traffic for 4 or 5 miles the other day, and it was not until it turned right that I realized I was not actually behind a Kia cadenza.

McMike > Manuél Ferrari
02/27/2015 at 13:10

Sorry, but I could not unsee this.

Kinja'd!!!

Manuél Ferrari > McMike
02/27/2015 at 13:45

Why would you want to unsee her?

McMike > Manuél Ferrari
02/27/2015 at 13:49

The taillight looks like toothy grin from that angle. Never seen that before.

Manuél Ferrari > McMike
02/27/2015 at 14:00

oh now i get it! i feel dumb. i didn't get at first that you used the tail light for the teeth. i just thought "why is mr. potato head wearing braces in that picture?"

summit1986 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/27/2015 at 14:30

nobody knows what it means